These Kardashians, man. Is there nothing they won’t do, regardless of whether they have the ability or context to do it? (Yeah, the Kardashian MasterCard comes to mind, we’re still wondering whywhyWHY that’s a thing.) But we can actually sort of understand when they just lend their name to things for money, it’s sort of the next logical step when you’re a reality star. But what most reality stars should not end up doing is acting, and unfortunately, Kourtney Kardashian is about to do just that. The eldest Kardashian will appear on the soap opera One Life To Live in March. We’re guessing she’s not going to take her guest role to the meta-crazy levels that James Franco did on General Hospital, unfortunately.
In the most perfectly robotic statement ever, Kourtney explained her foray into acting, saying “I grew up watching One Life to Live. I hear I get into some trouble and I am looking forward to it. This may be my acting debut, but the Kardashians know a thing or two about drama.” Drama, yes, acting, no. Someone should tell Kourtney there’s a diff.