Let’s be real here: the vast majority of people plan on going to see the movie Black Swan for the promised Mila Kunis and Natalia Portman sex scene, right? But would it change anyone’s mind to know that due to the film’s rigorous ballet training, both women ended up looking like Lord of The Rings characters? Says Kunis, after undergoing dance instruction, she “lost 20 lbs” and “looked like Gollum from Lord of the Rings! … Everything was just protruding.” Portman adds that her arms actually became longer due to a practice schedule “I started a year ahead of time, and by the end I was doing eight hours a day.” While that sounds intensely uncomfortable to us, at least film makers have finally made something for those people into long arms and Gollum girls. Which is nice, because when do they ever get anything?
But regardless of whether your partner is a slimy beast or Natalie Portman (those are your only options in this scenario), the sex scene in Black Swan isn’t all what it’s cracked up to be…well, at least for the people filming it. “They’re never comfortable, same-sex, opposite-sex, it’s never comfortable,” says Mila of intimate on-screen moments. As for gossip swirling around their faux-tryst, Kunis laughs at the suggestion that she and co-star Portman had to get tipsy to get ‘er done: “There was no tequila! Not sure where that rumor came from, but it’s false. I don’t think we could have done that scene if we were intoxicated.”Ã‚Â Well, when we shot our sex scene with Gollum, we definitely made sure we were wasted. Oh, wait, we mean if! If we had shot a sex scene with Gollum. Please don’t tell our moms. Seriously, please don’t.