This December…Christmas…Will…Be…GAYER

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New billboard in Los Angeles:

Finally, “Christmas Just Got Gayer” will no longer just be the title of Bill O’Reilly’s annual copy-pasted rant against commercials saying “Happy Holidays.” It now refers to actual, purchasable gay trees.

Frankly, I’m slightly offended – not about the existence of gay trees, but that no straight marketing person thought that maybe us straight people have also been wanting ridiculous rainbow-colored Christmas trees for years, because they’re awesome? Some of us just enjoy colorful things, tree manufacturers, who are definitely reading this.

(pic via Splash News Online)