Kid On Fox News Proves Heaven Is Real, Could Not Care Less

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Here’s a kid named Colin Burpo who f***ing went to heaven and is now telling everyone about it. It might sound like he’s just spouting made-up cliched “step into the light” stories because he’s four years old and doesn’t know anything about anything let alone a heaven where John the Baptist and Giant God and Jesus and his mom’s unborn child are hanging out at a Pizza Hut or whatever, but he wrote a book about it and he’s promoting it on Fox News, so who are we to say “Why the f*** is any of this happening?”

Fortunately, Gretchen Carlson of Fox News is there to grill him with some tough questions, such as “You also say that God is a very very big person, right?” and “What about old people? They are not up in heaven, right?” Thesis: DEFENDED.

(via Videogum)