FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION: The 2010 American Music Awards

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MEMOIRS OF A GAYSHA-EST


Johnny Weir



MOST LIKELY TO EYE F*CK YOU


Michael Buble



“All right, listen closely, I was at the unemployment office and I told them I was very close to getting a job with Vandelay Industries, and I gave them your phone number. So now, when the phone rings, you have to answer ‘Vandelay Industries’.” — JORGE COSTANZA


Rico Rodriguez


BANGABLE-IEST


Taylor Swift



CROSS HIM OFF OUR CELEBRITY CHIKLIS


Michael Chiklis



LEAST LIKELY TO LEGO HIS EGO


Will.I.Am



“DOES ANYBODY KNOW HOW THIS WORKS? HELLO? MY NAME’S KE$HA, DOES SOMEONE KNOW HOW TO PLAY THIS? YOU GUYZ.”


Ke$ha



WHO IS PRANKING WHO HERE?


Ke$ha



BEST ETHEL MERTZ IMPRESSION


Pink



GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORD HOLDER FOR MOST INFLUENTIAL GROIN GRAB IF THIS WAS 1993


New Kids On The Block and The Backstreet Boys Reunion



“GUYS? IT’S ME, KE$HA AGAIN. DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO TURN THESE GLASSES OFF? I’M TRYING TO GET TO THE LADIES ROOM AND I CAN’T SEE ANYTHING? IS ANYONE EVEN THERE?? GUYS. COME ON.”


Ke$ha



BEST PREVIEW FOR THE UPCOMING FILM JERRYCURLESQUE


Christina Aguilera



EAGLE MOST LIKELY LIED TO BY PRODUCERS THAT HE WAS GOING TO BE USED IN A BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN MONTAGE


Pissed Off Eagle Behind Kid Rock



REMEMBER THIS?


Ke$ha



CHILLIEST VAG


Christina Milian



IS SOMEONE GOING TO TELL HER SHE HAS TOILET PAPER STUCK IN HER CRACK OR AM I GOING TO HAVE TO?


Miley Cyrus



BEST IMPRESSION OF A CHOW TONGUE


Christina Aguilera



SLYEST “THE WALKING DEAD” PROMOTION


Ke$ha



QUADRILLIONNAIRIEST


Jaden Smith



GLAD TO SEE GORDON GARTRELL IS BACK IN BUSINESS


Willow Smith



SYNERGISTICIEST!


Darren “Glee” Criss and Katy Perry



BYE BYE SOUL!


Ke$ha



A CLOCKWORK WHORE-ANGE


Christina Aguilera



ACTUAL TALENT PALETTE CLEANSER


Muse



THE FACT THAT THEY ARE PROBABLY SPANX FREE INFURIATES ME


Kelly Osbourne and Whitney Houston Rihanna


BREAKIN’ OUT THE FORMAL LEATHER KANGOL


Samuel L. Jackson



KATY PERRY WILL BE DEAD BY MORNING


Justin Bieber and Katy Perry



GOODBYE EVERYBODY!


Johnny Weir


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