This Thursday, when you’re chowing down on as many yams and giblets as your own intestinal lining can hold, try very, very hard not to think of the following list. Because the next thing you know, the tryptophan will hit, and as your eyelids grow heavy, you’ll be hearing the faint whispers of a distorted gobble-gobble as any one of these 50 turkey-bedecked people or things will climb out of your subconscious and ruin your Thanksgiving. Here we go!*
*Ed. Note: Just want to say I really, really hate the pictures in this post. Even the babies. Happy Thanksgiving!