Michael Lohan And Tila Tequila Wish Tiger’s Mistress A Happy Birthday!

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While some are glad to hear that Lindsay Lohan is back in contact with father Michael, but we’re a little concerned about the company he keeps. Deadbeat Daddy took fiancee (and former Jon Gosselin lover) Kate Major to Joslyn James‘ birthday party at the House Of Blues in LA yesterday, where the pair chatted up with fellow guest Tila Tequila. “Obviously, I know Tila Tequila from her brilliant reality show work and promising musical career,” you might be saying, “but why does Joslyn James’ name sound so familiar?” Well, confused reader, James made the news after teaming with celebrity lawyer Gloria Allred and releasing a bounty of graphic sex texts from Tiger Woods. Yes, she’s the one Tiger “would love to have the ability to make sore”…though a surrogate in her Tiger-themed porn video had to do the job instead.

It might be awkward to see Papa living it up with these lovely ladies while she suffers through outpatient rehab, but it’s not like Michael has forgotten about his little girl. TMZ says he dropped off a Mercedez Benz convertible at her sober house to celebrate the renewal of her driver’s license. Wait a second, isn’t mom Dina always complaining that Michael owes child support? How exactly did he pay for this thing?

See photos from Joslyn’s birthday jamboree in the gallery below.

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