Warning: Steer Clear Of Pregnant Pink

by Ambika Muttoo (@missmuttoo)

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Keep this is mind, people. If you bump into a pregnant Pink, especially near a Bed, Bath and Beyond store… run like hell. The singer had a chat with Access Hollywood and dished about turning into one mean mamma-to-be. That too in surroundings that are supposed to be serene, unless you’re the sort who gets tetchy about your thread-count. She revealed, “I got into a fight at Bed Bath and Beyond. I have the rage!”

It’s the hormones. But we’re still scared because we feel Pink, pregnant or otherwise, could kick our hineys without breaking a sweat. And if we were this dude, we’d move to another country. “There was this man, and he was very rude. Something about Bed Bath and Beyond brings out the worst in people. This man wanted a parking spot and he honked at me and he was literally an inch from my ear drum… I [went over to his car] and he acted like he couldn’t see me, and then he acted like he couldn’t speak any English.”

Note to self: Pretending not to know the language will not save you from the wrath of Pink.

No amount of feigning could rescue the fella from the fate awaiting him. He should have just rolled over and played dead. “I think he realized I was going to kill him! And the poor bag boy [who] was helping me with my stuff wanted to be invisible.”  She should start Lamaze classes soon because sounds like she needs to learn how to breathe (as opposed to breathing fire).

Further on in the interview she also spoke about the pregnancy foods she’s craving while her bun’s baking. “Sour Patch Kids, or Sour Skittles, sour anything”, she said. Sour, huh? Wonder why. But please don’t hurt us for writing about you, Pink!

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