Post Secret is a guilty pleasure website for a lot of people who like to know the dirty, anonymous details of other people’s lives. The site rarely offers blind items for celebrity gossip, except in the case of Harry Potter and The Illegitimate Baby, posted last week. An anonymous woman sent the site a postcard with images of all of the main male leads from the Harry Potter films and wrote “One of these men is the father of the most amazing little girl in the world. He’s never met her, he never will. He probably can’t even remember my name.” Subsequently, the entire internet started buzzing about who the father could be (if the post is actually true, and let’s face it, it could be the most genius viral marketing ever).
While the real identity is only shared with the blog’s author and her God, more than a few people suggested that the dad was Tom Felton, a.k.a. Draco Malfoy, the most evil bleached-blond in all of the wizarding world. Felton laughed off the accusation, writing on his Twitter page “my friend just found this on the web! just to confirm that i can be canceled out of this equation lol!” Similarly, twins Jamie and Oliver Phelps have denied that the child will grow up to inherit their ginger locks. Oliver wrote “Apart from making me laugh, I can honestly say it’s 100% not me,” while Jamie said “To clear things up, this isn’t me. Funny, but nothing to do with me.” That leaves Rupert Grint, Daniel Radcliffe, Jason Isaacs and Alan Rickman as the potential dads, and we’re pretty sure that once this kid grows up, it’ll be pretty easy to see a resemblance—these are not men who blend in. Care to venture a guess who it could be?
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