Gary Lineker, a player for England’s 1990 World Cup team, recently revealed in an interview that he once pooped his pants during a World Cup match. Acting swiftly and dutifully, the internet has found the footage of Lineker’s now-public poop incident and married it with the footage of him describing it. Without further a-poo (why they pay me the big buck$, people), here is a clip of a dude literally crapping his pants in the middle of the World Cup.
Between this story and the guy masturbating to Harry Potter, we’re off to a great start in our first-ever Highbrow HdecemberTM!
(via Deadspin)
