WARNING: You should know that there’s a 99 to 100 percent chance these photos are going to obliterate you, whether you are at work, at home, or on the move. If you have a weak heart, steady yourself, recline on your fainting chaise, put your sturdy shoes on, sprawl out in front of the fire, because these photos will surely put your BPM’s over the top.
OK. Here it is:
It’s Hugh Jackman, The Most Talented Man Alive©, wrapping his giant, veiny, masculine limbs around the most precious, delicate, newborn quail egg of a dog in New York City yesterday. Hugh has long been at the top of my “Most Favorite People” list, due mainly to a combination of his hotness and love for musical theater. (Still can’t figure out why I’m alone. I digress.) But cradling this tiny, warm bag of glass bones in a sweater has just rocket launched him into space as a God Among Men.
WHY IS THIS A THING THAT IS LIVING ON EARTH???
IT’S A HOLIDAY SEASON MIRACLE!!
More unmissable pics ahead.
Jackman just Wolverine-clawed my womb open with kindness.
I kid you not, there is nowhere I would rather be than inside this dog’s sweater while it is cradled in the lava hot arms of Hugh Jackman. How do I make this happen?
[Photo: Splash News Online]
UPDATE: OMG THE DOG’S NAME IS MOCHI. HERE HE IS WITH HUGH’S DAUGHTER AVA. CUE MY HEART AS THE AMERICAN BEAUTY BAG.