Khloe Kardashian Compares Airport Security To Public Rape

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Ho boy. Look, we know everybody’s been up in arms about the TSA making passengers get patted down or sent through a full-body scan. But is it really going help anything to hear that, according to Khloe Kardashian, airport security is just like being raped? While chatting with George Lopez last night, Kardashian described her traumatic encounter with an aggressive security employee, claiming, “They are basically just raping you in public.” So why not go through the full-body scan, girl? “I don’t want that X-ray to see everything, honey,” explained Khloe. Hmmm…which is worse, groped or nude? Either way, no amount of complimentary beverages in the world is going to make us feel less weirded out.

Still, how bad could it be to get felt up by security? “They say, ‘OK, I’m going to be patting you down and I’m going to be touching the crease of your ass.’ That is so inappropriate,” said Khloe. Yeah, inappropriate is one word for it. Also “horrifying.” Looks like we better start walking to our parents’ house now if we want to get there by Christmas!