People have often wished that unicorns were real. Well, you know what? Horses typically scare the hell out of me. No, you can have your unicorns. I would much rather worship at the altar of this here Unicow, whose gigantic stunning horn is belied by his adorable and delicious cow grin.
And if you think this is awkward, it’s nothing compared to Unicows birthday party…
“Why won’t anyone be my friend?”