Paging Dina Lohan! Patton Oswalt Puts His Carvel Black Card Up For Auction

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Dina Lohan‘s lifetime supply of Carvel Ice Cream may have been revoked, but she can have Patton Oswalt‘s…if the price is right. The voice of Ratatouille, with permission from Carvel, has put his Carvel Black card—one of only 75 in existence!—up on eBay for charity. The Black Card allows the owner to receive $25 worth of Carvel ice cream products a week for the rest of their natural life—more than enough for anyone who isn’t Dina. Though the winner will get one with their own name on it (you do have to be present for it’s use; your crazy-ass mother can’t go in instead), Patton’s even throwing in his old card as a memento.

The price is getting rather steep, though. Hovering around $1,000 before TMZ reported on the auction last night, Patton’s Black Card is going for $5,000 as of 12:30pm EST.  So if the winner eats $25 of ice cream a week, they should start turning a profit in about four years—assuming they’re still alive.

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