Sad Oprah Wants You To Know She Isn’t Even “Kind Of A Lesbian”

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Looks like the lesbian rumors surrounding Oprah and BFF Gayle King are starting to make Oprah lose her cool. In an interview with Barbara Walters, an emotional Oprah declared, “The reason why it irritates me is because it means that somebody must think I’m lying. That’s number one. Number two…why would you want to hide it? That is not the way I run my life.” Who knew non-stop questioning of someone’s sexuality would get her panties all in a twist like that? “I’m not a lesbian. I’m not even kind of a lesbian,” Oprah maintains. Ah, but aren’t we all “kind of a lesbian” after a few drinks, Oprah? Or during sophomore year?

Later in the same interview, we hear about Oprah’s boyfriend Stedman Graham, who, despite what you’ve heard, is still hanging around the Winfrey Mansion in a Speedo (we imagine). Op claims that while in 2003 or 2004, she “made a conscious effort…to pull back on my public appearances with Stedman,” he is still “the love, the lover, the man, the partner, the mate” in Op’s life. So that clears that up! Unless our theory is correct…that Stedman is Gayle! Hey, we’ve seen Norbit; we know what high-tech movie make-up can do.

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