The Ultimate Fashion Victim Gallery: Stars Before They Had Stylists…Or Style

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Before the stars were stars, they were normal people trying to make a living. Every penny they made was spent on rent and food, not stylists and clothing. That’s why it’s so awesome to see celebrity before-and-after shots: getting a glimpse of what J.Lo looked like with crazy eyebrows or when Alec Baldwin was just a sliver of his current self. We wanted to honor some of our finest actors and performers by going back in time—back to when no one could bother to get their clothes tailored, they were too cheap to use anything but boxed hair color, and the word “stylist” didn’t even exist in Hollywood. Some of these people are a victim of the era from whence they came, but others have no excuse. The important thing to remember: these people had a choice about how to dress, and these are the outfits they chose. The awkward, tragic outfits they chose.

35. George Clooney Needs A Trip To The Fashion ER

34. Mila Kunis Looks Patchy

33. Brad Pitt’s Electric Youth

32. We Can’t Believe Destiny Let Her Child Out Like That

31. The Simpson Sisters’ Belly Shirt Blues

30. Bret Michaels’ Poisonous Outfit

29. Mayer McSleaze

28. Mulder And Lara Croft At The Frown Prom

27. Teri Hatcher, Fanny Packin’ Heat

26. Seacrest’s Smile Lights The Way

25. Sister Christian, Your Time Has Come

24. Dude, Where’s My Style?

23. Mad Man Seeks Tailor

22. A Rolling Scarf Gathers No Moss

21. Open Season For Ciara

20. A Lively Fashion Debate

19. Oh, NO, Sheryl Crow!

18. Marky Mark Gets Funky, Bunchy

17. Alicia Says Leather Is Key

16. Leather Longoria

15. Cow-Hide-y Klum

14. Grandma Heigl

13. A(n Old) Nose For Fashion

12. Alec Baldwin Needs A Ball Wrangler

11. Romeo And Juliet Died Before They Could Register For A Mirror

10. Don’t Speak, I Know What You’re Thinkin’

9. Mad Dash

8. Party Of Two

7. When Cameron Met Aqua Net

6. The Devil Wears Forever 21

5. Thank God Michelle Moved Away From Dawson’s Creek

4. More Like Kate LOSE-let

3. Keira Lady Of The Night-ley

2. What The Halle?

1. Scary Maguire

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