Anna Faris Sexts Her Dad By Accident, Parts Of Our Souls Die

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We all have nightmares about it, but leave it to Anna Faris to accidentally sext her dad. As the Yogi Bear star explained to Ellen DeGeneres in an interview airing next Tuesday, she used to sext husband Chris Pratt all the time…until the unthinkable happened. “But one time I was sending him a text and I accidentally sent it to my dad. I wrote, ‘I can’t wait to see you in bed tonight,’” explained Faris. NOOOOOOOOO! Faris never actually mentioned the text to her dad after that (who would?), so her apology on Ellen will be the first time she’s ever addressed it. The text was sent a year ago, so unfortunately it’s way too late to prevent Papa Faris from setting his phone on fire and throwing it into a lake.

Whispering sweet nothings into her dad’s inbox, however, isn’t the most disturbing mistake Anna’s made while texting. “There was a close call with my husband’s nephew who’s like nine years old. I know. We’ve stopped now,” Faris revealed. So is Anna just mashing her hand into the dial pad instead of dialing? In case anyone needs more evidence that fourth-graders shouldn’t have cell phones, this would have to be it. [Photo: Getty Images]