According to TMZ, Miley Cyrus‘s “people” knew about the bong video weeks before it surfaced, and they employed a very sophisticated strategy to try to keep the video from being released.
Sources tell TMZ a college student who came into possession of the video contacted one of Miley’s reps shortly after Thanksgiving, asking if the rep wanted his copy [...]
Sources say Miley’s camp sent a man in his 40s to the student’s college campus in the San Luis Obispo area. The student gave the man his MacBook Pro which contained the “bong” video … in return the man gave the student a new MacBook Pro. We’re told nomoney changed hands, though we don’t know why.
And we’ve learned … Miley’s camp did the same computer swap with another student who also had a copy of the video.
Sophistication! That’s not even close to a thing that could work. Miley needs better people.
“We’re going to trade TV screen fax machines that don’t have the bong video inside them for all the TV screen fax machines that do have the bong video inside them. PROBLEM SOLVED!” – Miley Cyrus’s People
This is what Plan B probably was: Let’s just tell the kids not to tell anyone about the video. But, get this… before we tell them that… we say “Seriously.”
File under “Bad Plans.”
