Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson‘s divorce could really use a villain. After all, why else would E! Online be drumming up gossip about Blake Lively seducing her Green Lantern co-star? But even ol’ Ted Casablanca can’t really get behind that one, especially when Blake’s being spotted with Ryan Gosling (so many Ryans). No, rather than the usual backstage affair or fetish model (oooh, if only it was a fetish model), it really looks like these two “drifted apart.” Yeesh, how are we supposed to feel superior to that?
“Distance and their careers played a big role. When you don’t spend a lot of time with your partner you grow apart,” a source told People. “They were on different pages.” Though they were allegedly talking nurseries when they bought a mansion this summer, Radar says Rylett’s August trip to Switzerland was colder than the ski slopes. According to the Daily News, months of alone time and therapy inspired ScarJo to call it quits in November, with Reynolds not putting up much of a fight. We could joke that not even his wife thought Ryan Reynolds was the Sexiest Man Alive (ok, we just did), but now that we’ve heard Scarlett’s sitting in Jamaica with her girlfriends, unable to take off her wedding ring…sorry, there’s just something in our eyes.