Hollywood is just like Melrose Place: the dating pool is creepily incestuous and yet no one thinks it’s weird. For instance, just this week Denise Richards confirmed she’s dating Nikki Sixx. You’ll recall that Sixx was involved with Kat Von D for a while before (and after) she was involved with Jesse James, and Richards was involved with Richie Sambora after she divorced Charlie Sheen. Then Sambora got divorced from Heather Locklear, who was actually on Melrose Place. Crazy stuff.
Richards told TV host Andy Cohen on Watch What Happens Live that she’s seeing the MÃƒÂ¶tley CrÃƒÂ¼e rocker, saying “We’ve gone on a couple dates. The God’s honest truth is we’re taking it very slowly.” She then joked “He’s been my neighbor for years. I may have borrowed some sugar from him once or twice.” We’re really hoping that’s not a euphemism, so we’re not even going to go there. But hello, they’re actually neighbors?! This means our Melrose Place theory is even more realistic than even we first thought.