Jennifer Lopez is such a scrooge. All Jennifer Vasquez wants to do is release a movie about Ojani Noa—featuring his then-wife J. Lo flashing her crotch in Cuba—and Lopez won’t let her! “I’m just me and I’m defending my career, my life,” says Vasquez about her $10 million lawsuit against the new American Idol judge. “It isn’t fair that Jennifer Lopez has all the money in the world. Why would she stop somebody that is so small for her?” Because you have footage of her vagina, lady! Just because J. Lo wanted to share it with people of Cuba on her honeymoon doesn’t mean you get to hawk videos of it later. Honestly.
“She [Lopez] is affecting my life, she is affecting my company, she’s affecting my work and mostly, my kids,” cries Vasquez to Radar Online, who’d undoubtedly let J. Lo hawk pics of her cooch if it was the only way to feed Marc Anthony‘s kids. “Just let [Noa] go and let us make a movie,” the poor sex tape peddler pleads. “Talk to your advisors, talk to your heart, and let’s just stop this nonsense…please.” Aren’t ghosts from the past supposed to wait until Christmas Eve to bug you?