This isn’t the first time we’ve had a panic attack after reading Men’s Fitness, though usually it’s over the state of our ever-expanding gut, not Ashton Kutcher’s Apocalyptic predictions. “It won’t take very much, I’m telling you. It will not take much for people to hit the panic button. The amount of convenience that people rely on based on electricity alone. You start taking out electricity and satellites, and people are going to lose their noodle,” Kutcher predicts, as if that’s a normal thing to say in a magazine interview. We can only imagine the hell that’s going to break loose if Twitter ever shuts down. Ashton is going to start driving a tank through the streets of L.A. within the hour.
Kutcher, however, is not merely concerned with the end of the world; he’s also determined to get totally huge in the meantime. “All of my physical fitness regimen is completely tailored around the end of days. I stay fit for no other reason than to save the people I care about,” Kutcher explains. So Ashton can rescue Demi Moore after society collapses and take his t-shirt off at the beach? This Armageddon fitness program has something for everybody! [Photo: Splash News Online]