Remember Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson‘s divorce statement? “After long and careful consideration on both our parts, we’ve decided to end our marriage. We entered our relationship with love and it’s with love and kindness we leave it.” Pretty classy, right? Joe Francis must have thought so, as the god of Girls Gone Wild swiped it wholesale to confirm the end of his 7-week-old marriage to Christina McLarty. “After careful and thoughtful consideration on both our parts, Christina and I have mutually decided to end our relationship,” he said to Us Magazine. “We entered into our relationship with love and it’s with love and kindness that we leave it.” Way to make Ryan and ScarJo’s two-year marriage look like a lifetime, dude.
Joe didn’t say why the couple were so quick to leave their marriage with love and kindness, but if People‘s Sexiest Man Alive can get dumped, surely the same fate can befall Earth’s Sexist-est Man Alive in a fraction of the time. Maybe like Ryan, Joe was too focused on his work to give his wife the attention she wanted. Only this time “work” means “drunk 19-year-olds.”
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