Archives: March 2010

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American Idol: This Is What Becomes Of The Broken-Hearted

Apologies to our readers – we wear our age on our sleeve because we said that the American Idol musical guest on Wednesday would be Diddy. We had no idea it would actually be Diddy-Dirty Money. There is, apparently, a difference. That difference is two additional women, an all-white costume closet, and strobe lights. In [...]

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Visions of Love, Glitter And Butterflies: The Mariah Carey Musical

If the Spice Girls can have a musical made about their lives, then why not Mariah Carey? BroadwayWorld.com is reporting that Mariah is hoping to bring the story of her life to the Great White Way in the near future, but it’s unclear whether Mimi will star herself. A source explained that if Mariah doesn’t [...]

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Don’t Even Think About It, Zach Braff

Even before we animated the eyebrows, there was just something off about this photo of Zach Braff and Emmy Rossum chilling at the Darker Side Of Climate Change Debate event in NYC. Not that we could blame Braff for making a move on the Phantom Of The Opera star if the opportunity arose—anyone who’d date [...]

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Spot The Diff: Courteney Cox Is A Multi-Talented Multitasker

The Weekly Daily Diff is our pop culture spin on the traditional “spot the difference” game. Check back every Wednesday for a new picture. When busy lady Courteney Cox isn’t taking care of her daughter Coco, preparing for Scream 4 (Neve Campbell, welcome back!), or hanging out with her bestie Jennifer Aniston, she’s working hard [...]

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The Only Person Jesse James Didn’t Bang Is Sandra Bullock

Everyone have their barf buckets ready? The following is by far the worst tale yet to emerge in the Jesse James sex scandal. Sandra Bullock‘s beloved (heh) husband allegedly had a foursome with good ol’ Michelle Bombshell McGee, tattoo artist Eric McDougall, and his receptionist Skittles. Let’s repeat that: Jesse James banged two women at [...]

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Kate Gosselin To Describe Her Divorce—In Dance!—On DWTS

America, aren’t you glad you voted off Shannen Doherty first? According to E! News, Kate Gosselin and Tony Dovolani will do an interpretive dance based on the last two years of Kate’s life next week on Dancing With The Stars, with Tony taking the role of downtrodden-dad-turned-mega-douche Jon Gosselin. “”It’s my story over the past [...]

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Boring Celebs Love To Boom Boom Pow

The Black Eyed Peas might be the biggest band in the world right now, but we’re still not smitten with their brand of generi-pop that can be used just as easily to sell cars as it can be to go crazy on the dancefloor. You know who does love them though? The world’s most boring [...]

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Will The Last Song Be Miley’s Glitter ?

The Last Song, Miley Cyrus‘ big dramatic break from Hannah Montana-hood, hopes to join such Nicholas Sparks adaptations as Dear John and The Notebook in the hit romance hall of fame. But judging from advance reviews, it looks more likely to follow Mariah Carey‘s Glitter out the pop-star-movie poop-chute, with Salon saying the 17-year-old is [...]

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Beauty And The Beast Hit Up The Beach

Did we just call Russell Brand a beast? Sorry about that. It’s just that’s he’s so…wet in these pictures, and it’s just not doing it for us. We never thought we’d say we prefer it when he wears tank tops, skinny jeans and flops, but blegh, apparently we do. Russell and his fiance, Katy Perry, [...]

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American Idol: Ushering In The R&B

R&B night on American Idol meant Usher in sunglasses, some blah performances, some comebacks, and a fascinating backstage-cam that caught some awkward post-performance moments. In general, no one did as we would have expected last night. Except Tim Urban. It’s just a universally agreed-upon fact at this point that he is the cockroach of this [...]