When we last checked in with the
inmates housemates of Jersey Shore, the lovable Macaroni Rascals were preparing to ditch the rainy environs of Miami for the sunnier pastures of the native(ish) stomping grounds in Sleazeside Heights. As The Sitch so eloquently put it, “It’s over. Smile, take a drink, have a cigarette, have some brownies. Give the cat a meatball.”
So, after two months and change of feeding every stray feline that we’ve come across from the bag of meatballs we have kept at our side since The Situation implored us to, it’s almost time to spend the next dozen or so Thursdays glued to the TV watching the exploits of everyone’s favorite self-proclaimed guidos and guidettes: Sitch, Snooki, DJ Pauly D, Captain Smush, Sammi Sweetheart and J-WOWW. Oh, lest we forget, we bid a fond farewell to DJ Trashbagz last season, which means that it’s time to get acquainted with the Shore’s newest
Herpes victim cast member, Deena Cortese! We caught up with Snooki’s BFF and season three newbie earlier today when she popped by our offices here in NYC for an interview on Jump Start Live, our new morning show. We pressed the girl Sammi Sweetheart described as a “short little meatball” for answers on whether or not The Situation showed her his after she showed him hers, how she’s going to fare in the Jersey Shore Catchphrase Countdown, and what kind of guy classifies as a “Lean Cuisine.” Enjoy!