Adam Levine, lead singer for Maroon 5, posed pretty much nude for the February issue of Cosmo, just missing the deadline for Our 10 Favorite Shirtless Moments of 2010. He’s posing thusly to encourage men to regularly get checked for testicular and prostate cancer. Men: Cosmo’s core audience. This is girl porn is what it is. And no one is complaining. Sure, veil girl porn in a social message. I don’t care. Everyone wins. Once Adam Levine was in the VH1 offices and I could not even look at him because I did not trust myself to keep it together. And I can keep it together. He’s just really attractive, this man. As evidenced by the below photo.
It occurs to me that he was in the offices because Maroon 5 is going to be the house band for the VH1 Critics’ Choice Movie Awards on January 14th at 9/8c. In case you need more encouragement to watch it, there are more pics of Levine after the jump, which I would pretty conclusively say are NSFW.