This guy. This guy has to slow his roll. This was either a drunken decision or he’s straight edge and pain and humiliation are the only natural highs he can achieve. This isn’t some super duper Twilight enthusiast with a back tattoo. This, to use the parlance of our times, is a hipster, who, though he did not tattoo glasses to his face, took the ironic tattoo too far. Or he lost a bet. I mean, this is a guess. Maybe he loves Bieber. Though, I’ll bet my finest pair of skinny jeans that he does not.
Sure. Great. Fine. Hilarious.