New York Post Elevates Journalism Again With “Return Of The Jet-I” Photoshops

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Yes, the journalism industry is dying a slow, painful death, but at least the New York Post is DOING SOMETHING ABOUT IT. Their front cover today was the entire frickin’ Return of the Jedi poster re-Photoshopped with the faces of the Jets and their and dark-side rival Patriots:

What are YOU doing to save journalism, New York Times? NOTHING. And don’t say “actual journalism,” because nyaah nyaahhhh I don’t want to hear it [fingers in ears]. Photoshop Obama’s cabinet onto The Fellowship and maybe we’ll talk.

You know what they say: The hottest spots in hell are reserved for those who, in a time of great journalism crisis, don’t Photoshop Joe Namath’s head onto f***ing Yoda.

After the jump, Return of the Jet-I Part 2 (don’t worry, not a prequel):

Wow. Truly reporting at its finest. Even if I do mistakenly read it as “Return of the Jet Li” every time I glance at it (though that would also be worthy front-page news, if that dude returned somewhere.)

Also, I think we can all agree that depicting Bill Belichick as Darth Vader is the most accurate fact the Post has ever reported.

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