The Donald Announces His Lohan-Free Celebrity Apprentice Cast

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The new cast of Celebrity Apprentice has been announced, and in case you thought her 2011 would go any differently than her 2010 (note: no one thought that), unfortunately Donald Trump rejected Lindsay Lohan from the cast. According to Trump, “[The Lohans] approached me, and we did talk about it. It’s just not the right time. Lindsay has to straighten herself out first. And I know Dina, she’s a really lovely woman. I don’t think she gets very much credit – she’s tried. I know Michael a little bit. It could happen in the future, but right now we need to see Lindsay get straightened out.” Hmm, and here Dina Lohan claimed the show’s producers approached Lindsay earlier this year. Interesting. Still, it’s pretty admirable of Trump to admit that being on The Apprentice would destroy any and all chances of Lindsay has  of recovering. We appreciate his honesty.

The entire motley crue of freaks, has-beens and divas that will be appearing this season include David Cassidy, Niki Taylor, Richard Hatch, Marlee Matlin, Meat Loaf, Mark McGrath, Playboy Playmate Hope Dworaczyk, Lil Jon, Dionne Warwick, LaToya Jackson, Gary Busey, José Canseco, Star Jones, RHOA‘s NeNe Leakes, Lisa Rinna, and country singer John Rich. See, Lindsay? Marlee Matlin has an Oscar and she is still doing Apprentice. Even if your career picks up again, there’s a huge chance you’ll find yourself being screamed at by Trump at some point in the future. Never give up hope.