FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION: The 2011 Golden Globe Awards

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WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A DOG EATS A BOTTLE OF GLITTER


Olive Wilde (ps LOVED this dress)



SO YOU’RE TELLING ME THERE’S A CHANCE-IEST


Dot Jones and Mark Salling



REMEMBER REMEMBER THE 5TH OF NOVEMBER


Kim Kardashian



COMING UP ON A VERY SPECIAL SEINFELD: ELAINE DROPS ACID


Helena Bonham Carter



JEWISH MOM HAIR-IEST


Al “Judge Judy” Pacino



PROUDEST AFRICAN AMERICAN WOMAN


Hayden Panettiere




AND YET THE PASTIEST


Hayden Panettiere



MOST LIKELY TO BE MURDERED


Ricky Gervais



ALLOW US TO MINORITY REPORT THIS ONE AND SAY WE FOUND THE KILLER


Tom Cruise



ZAC POSEN FOR THE CAMERAS


Eva Longoria-Parker (Fave Gown of the Evening)



BOY, IMPREGNATING NATALIE PORTMAN HAS REALLY GONE TO HIS HEAD


Benjamin Millepied



FINEST PARTY CRASHER


Guy Pearce, Probably Not Invited



MOST BEAUTIFUL SNOOKI


Christina Aguilera



MADAME TUSSAUD CALLED, SHE WANTS HER FLAWLESS FIGURINES BACK


Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie



SPOILER ALERT RE: CARPETS MATCHING DRAPES


Michael C. Hall



EX-WIFE OF FRANKENSTEIN


Scarlett Johansson



MOST SUCCESSFUL ATTEMPT AT DISGUISING GIGANTIC WHITE ORBS WITH DISTRACTING, BLINDING COLOR


Christina Hendricks



“ONE TIME I WAS AT A BAR, AND JON HAMM WAS THERE, AND HE LOOKED ACROSS THE BAR AT ME AND THIS WAS HIS FACE” — LOCAL COMPULSIVE LIAR


Jon Hamm



MOST STUNNING ANNE HATHAWAY IMPERSONATOR


Christian Bale



AW JEEZ, PEGGIEST


The Perfect Katey Segal



MAN WE WISH WAS WEARING A FUXEDO


My BFF Garrett Hedlund



LITTLE LORD FAUNTLEROYIEST


Dennis Quaid



LIFE OF THE PARTY!!!


Dr. Jack “Death” Kevorkian



PHOTO YOU WILL MOST WANT TO RUN YOUR FINGERS THROUGH IN BETWEEN FAINTING SPELLS


Robert Pattinson



MOST JUSTIFIED RESPONSE WHEN LEARNING WHO WON MISS AMERICA


Miss America 1983, Queen Vanessa Williams



DRESS I WOULD BE DETAINED IN FOR PUBLIC NUDITY


Claire Danes



SADDAM HUSSEINNIEST


Joe Mantegna



HOTTEST (AND ONLY) ASIAN DUDE


Glee’s Harry Shum



COLDEST LITERAL SHOULDER AND ALSO COLDEST SHOULDER


Lea Michele



TEAM COCO 4VR


Tilda Swinton



THE MOST WEIGHT CLAIRE DANES HAS LIFTED IN 15 YEARS


4 Pounds



MOST BANGIN’


Sandra Bullock



MOST LIKELY TO HAVE BOUGHT TUX AT URBAN OUTFITTERS


Keith Urban



EDWARD AWARDS-HANDS


Annette Bening



TAKING THE PISS OUT OF HOLLYWOOD AND PLACING IT IN A GLASS IN FRONT OF HIM


Ricky Gervais



GILFIEST NIP SLIP


Jane Fonda



WORST HOMAGE TO THE SPIDERMAN MUSICAL


Annette Bening



MOST LIKELY TO CONFUSE AND, YES, AROUSE, AMERICAN WOMEN AGES 15 TO 60


Zac Efron



MOST STILES-ISH


Julia Stiles



WAIT A SECOND, WHERE ARE THE OTHER TWO HORSEMEN?


Michelle “Bombshell” McGee and Michael Lohan



OH WAIT, THERE’S ONE


Tila Tequila



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND THE OTHER ONE.


Tara Reid (And yes, they were all at the same party.)



REDEFINING THE MEANING OF A “BUDDING CHEST”


Natalie Portman



SWEET JESUS, IT’S A MIRACLE, HE CAN WALK. THE BOY CAN WALK!!!


Glee’s Kevin McHale



ME AT EVERY SCHOOL DANCE EVER AND ALSO TODAY, MOST EVERYWHERE I GO


Hailee Steinfeld and Justin Bieber



WOW, JIM CARREY LOOKS LIKE SH*T


Jeremy Irons



POPPIN’ A BOMER


Matt Bomer



BEST SUPPORTING VAGINA CHIN


Adrien Brody



FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO EVER THOUGHT YOU HAD A CHANCE WITH MARK RUFFALO


You do not have a chance with Mark Ruffalo



PRINT THIS OUT AND FRAME IT AND TELL EVERYONE SHE’S YOUR DEAD WIFE AND SEE WHAT THEY DO


Angelina Jolie



SEXIEST LEFTOVERS


Amber Riley



WHAT A DASTARD


Darren Aronofsky



MINNELIEST


Dianne Warren



COMING TO THEATERS THIS SUMMER: LATINA SWAN


Jennifer Lopez



I REALLY DON’T GET THE APPEAL OF THIS GUY– HOL’ UP, HE’S BRITISH? *CUE SOUND OF PLANE TALKING OFF AND WHEELS TOUCHING DOWN IN LONDON*


Andrew Garfield



PITTIEST PHOTO


Natalie Portman/Judgmental Fetus



MOST STRETCHED RELATIONSHIP


Hayden Panettiere and Wladimir Klitschko



MOVE OVER JON HAMM. NO, SERIOUSLY, MOVE OVER, WE WANT TO STARE AT THIS GUY. YOU HAVE HAD YOUR TIME HAMM NOW MOVE.


Christopher Stanley



“FORGET BRAD. I HAVE 4 ASIAN KIDS ON ORDER AND SO MANY NANNIES YOUR HEART WOULD EXPLODE.”


Angelina Jolie and Anonymous Whisperer



BABY OSTRICH LEARNS TO WALKIEST


J-Lo



BUSIEST.BIZ


Busy Phillips



PANTEENIEST


Matt Damon and Robert De Niro



DR. SASS MEDICINE SASSMAN


Jane Seymour



WOMAN WHO SHOULD BE PREGNANT ALL THE TIME


Rachel Zoe



THREESOME I WOULD MOST LIKE TO WATCH


Ryan Gosling, Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick



OK, WE GET IT GUYS, MARK RUFFALO’S TAKEN, CTFO


Happy Couple in Happy Relationship



OH FOR F*CK’S SAKE


Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh



*DING DONG* HELLO? MY SOUL? LEMME CHECK. *DOOR SQUEAK* *FOOTSTEPS* NOPE, SHE’S NOT HOME. I THINK SHE WAS LIQUIFIED BY THE EYES OF A HOLLYWOOD DEMON. YUP. OK, COOL, I’LL LET HER KNOW. BYE. — NEW SCREENPLAY CALLED “HOW MY SOUL WAS LIQUIFIED BY PAZ DE LA HUERTA”


Paz De La Huerta



ACTRESS WHOM IT PAINS ME TO COMPLIMENT


Meghan Fox and her *sigh* to die for Armani Prive gown



WINNER OF THE GOLD GLO AWARD


Justin Bieber



BOSTON TERRIERIEST


Marc Anthony



MOST FORMAL SCARF


Jon Voight



SOMEWHERE, IT IS ALWAYS PRETZEL DAY


Leslie David Baker



BRUSH THE HATERS OFFIEST


Ricky Gervais The Day After

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