Jake Gyllenhaal Brings Ex To The Golden Globes, Taylor Swift Just Strums Faster

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We hope someone cut the power to Taylor Swift’s apartment last night, or else she undoubtedly spent her whole day off writing an angry symphony about how Jake Gyllenhaal took ex Jenny Lewis to the Golden Globes. Frontwoman of indie bands Rilo Kiley and Jenny & Johnny, stunning ginger Lewis dated Gyllenhaal back 2001, after which Jake moved onto Kirsten Dunst. However, before Taylor Swift commissions any artwork for her new album, “Jake Gyllenhaal: Love Demon,” we should probably let her know that all signs point to the fact that Gyllenhaal and Lewis are just friends. Jake even took then-lovah Reese Witherspoon to see Jenny perform in 2009, and has hung out with Jenny’s boyfriend Jonathan Rice. We’d want to keep Jake as a friend if we could too, if only to point to his gorgeous face and say, “See? I kissed that.”

Though if we’re going to be honest with ourselves, maybe we’re too quick to imagine Taylor getting too hung up on rhyming Jake with anything other thank “mistake” (it’s a little obvious). “Taylor isn’t one to sit there and just feel sorry for herself. She’s not crying in a corner over Jake. She’s already talking to her old crushes and stuff. Taylor always has a guy or two in mind,” a source told Hollywood Life about Swift’s current dating situation. Of course she does! You can never keep our Taylor down. Besides, you can’t have an album with one song, sillies.

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