BREAKING: Regis Philbin Has A Bangin’ Body

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Today, Regis Philbin made the heartbreaking announcement that after 600 years of being on the air, he’s finally going to retire to live out the remainder of his blessed life with his beloved wife Joy.

So it seems prophetic that on this day, the day of days where it seems everyone is reminiscing their favorite Regis moments (I have hundreds), a photo of Regis posing shirtless while at the doctor surfaces. And y’all… he is cut:

THE MONEYSHOT

By the way, before you jump down my throat for the close-up, there was a photo of him with his pants around his ankles laying face down on a table. I’ve seen it, and it’s kind of like The Ring, where I’m pretty sure I’m now going to be killed by Regis Philbin’s ass. As in, a knife between the butt cheeks. You stare at those nipples and you THANK ME.

[Photos: Splash News]

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