When Robert Fulghum wrote Everything I Needed To Know (I Learned In Kindergarten), we don’t think he was talking about this. Ke$ha tells the UK’s Sunday Times that her mom let her in on the secrets of adulthood rather early. “I knew everything about sex before I was even seven. My mom left me at home when I was 14 with a credit card, and a box of condoms and the keys to the car and said, ‘Don’t get pregnant and don’t drink and drive’. I had to be responsible for myself.” No wonder the 23-year-old is so mature for her age!
If that wasn’t enough creepy for you, Ke$ha, the woman who introduced herself to the world by saying she kicks boys “to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger” in “Tik Tok,” used to imagine that the Rolling Stones singer was her father, since the identity of her real pop is unknown. “I talked to my mum about it. She has a sketchy memory. I don’t really care. I’m going to pretend like my dad is Mick Jagger and proceed.” Hey, Mick’s single now—bet he’d be up for helping her out with her daddy issues.
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