Seth Rogen Reveals George Lucas Is Planning For The Apocalypse

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There’s nothing we love more than a celebrity who cannot keep his mouth shut no matter what. According to Seth Rogen, George Lucas believes the world will end in 2012. “George Lucas sits down and seriously proceeds to talk for around 25 minutes about how he thinks the world is gonna end in the year 2012, like, for real. He thinks it,” says the Green Hornet star about a meeting with the Star Wars director and Steven Spielberg. “[Lucas is] going on about the tectonic plates and all the time Spielberg is, like, rolling his eyes, like, ‘My nerdy friend won’t shut up, I’m sorry…’” The craziest part of this story isn’t George’s rant about Armageddon; it’s that Seth would leave a meeting with two of the biggest heavy hitters in Hollywood and tell everybody how crazy they are. There goes his chance at being cast as Jar Jar Binks in the remake of The Phantom Menace

Part of us is reluctant to believe anyone could be so unhinged as to predict The End Times, but Seth is nothing if not honest. So honest, in fact, that Rogen also revealed that he’s tossed out all his pornos. “I had a lot of porn, a huge collection. I’d leave it on a side table and rest my beer on it. I had a ton of porn, like volumes of it, libraries,” Seth admits. “I thought back to when I was a kid and where I found my porn, and it was in a bag in a park somewhere. And so I thought well I should carry on the tradition so I put it all in a bag and left it in a school park.” Don’t worry, Rogen assures us, he can still access plenty of filth via modern gadgets. “Luckily with technology I can j–k off to my iPhone,” Seth crows. Before you pledge eternity to this guy, Lauren, you seriously need to discuss what “having a filter” means.