Come on. Do you see it? No?
Now, we can’t be sure whether it’s a male or female cow. Or maybe we can. Do only male cows have horns? WHATEVER. It doesn’t matter. Once you’re attracted to a cow, gender is moot. Nobody is ever like, “I think he likes cows. But like… BOY cows. Ewwww.” You don’t get any extra anti-props for being attracted to the wrong gender once you’ve already made the jump to person/cow dating. Just do your thing, and let haters be haters. Now, what do you say you go ahead and give this cow a call. Look at him. He wants it. Ladies? Guys?