James Franco Covers Woman In Silky White Substance

by Michelle COLLINS

Here is your James Franco, brilliant actor, cat enthusiast, showing that he doesn’t always look stunning as a woman. Here he is at Sundance wearing a blond wig while shmearing an unsuspecting young fan with a mysterious white creamy substance. But before you get too nauseated/turned on, wethinks it’s probably moisturizer, as this event occurred at the Nivea For Men House, just a cute little bungalow in Utah where men put moisturizer on themselves and friends.

Hey James Franco, my skin real dry. You’re welcome to “moisturize” me any time. But wear protection!