James Franco Reminisces About Teenage Sex Tape, Applauds Porn Stars

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Some people live their lives to hear a few words, like “I love you” or “You are not the father.” The words we have been waiting for? “James Franco sex tape.” Did your life just gain meaning too? When a Newsweek interviewer asked Franco the question “Is there a secret to landing a good kiss?,” James waxed nostalgic about a private screening, or rather, a screening of his privates. “Anybody who has made a home sex tape knows what feels best doesn’t always look best. I remember when I was 19 doing that, and then watching it back and thinking, ‘Oh, that looks horrible,” Franco admits. We find it highly unlikely that James would look that bad in the boudoir. Then again, we’d really only be able to tell upon viewing…

Franco, who finds out tomorrow morning if he snagged an Oscar nomination for 127 Hours, is humble enough to know that being a successful artist, soap actor and general insane person does not  mean he belongs at the AVN porn awards. “So you have a lot of respect for those actors in pornography, because they are really not just doing it, they’re really selling it! It’s the same thing with a kiss. It’s not just the kiss that feels best, it’s an image. Something different is happening if it’s a good kiss,” James explained. We’re not technically in the Academy, but if Franco doesn’t win a little gold man this year, there are worse ideas then releasing his own personal epic romance. For example, not releasing it.