For all you little monsters out there who’ve ever dreamed of smelling like Gaga, there’s good news! No need to keep wrapping yourself in desiccated meat or sleep next to a smoldering skeleton, just spray on Lady Gaga’s new perfume, which will “smell of blood and semen.” We’re sure it’s only a matter of time before she announces her men’s cologne line, “Mucus and Tears.”
While dozes of celebrities have their own weird perfume lines, Gaga’s scent will undoubtedly be the first one that will intentionally smell like a bodily function. While most of us actively try to avoid reeking like either of these fluids, it’s still a nice change from the smell we normally associate with such scents as Taylor Momsen‘s Parlez-moi d’Amour chez Marionnaud or Paris Hilton‘s Tease, Paris, Heiress, Siren, Fair Dust or Just Me, which of course would be vomit.
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