Amy Poehler Looks Like A “Sociopath” In Old Modeling Photos

by Halle Kiefer

Amy Poehler’s modeling days might be behind her, but looks like certain terrible pictures will haunt her forever. Last week stock photos of Amy Poehler dressed as a candystriper popped up in a Google search for “volunteer,” pictures that had Poehler groaning on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night. “When you look up other actresses old modeling pictures on the internet they look really young and sexy and I look like a sociopath,” Amy joked about her younger, less glamorous self. We think Poehler looks less like a serial killer and more like an actual nurse, but take that as you will.

The Parks & Recreation star described how as 20-somethings in Chicago, she and her friends would either give blood or pose for low-budget modeling gigs for cash. “If you ever had any doubt about my late bloomer-hood, take a look at that,” Amy cracked. Makes giving blood look pretty glamorous, right? Plus you get juice and cookies right after, rather than humiliation 20 years later.