What was it we were saying about Charlie Sheen‘s crazy life? Both Gossip Cop and TMZ report that the Two And A Half Men star was rushed to a hospital by paramedics early this morning. While the straight arrows at GC merely alert us to Sheen’s “abdominal pains,” TMZ is happy to give up a little more dirt, alleging that two women left with the stretcher-bound Sheen, who had one of his patented all-night parties last night (Charlie’s porn star du jour was Kacey Jordan). “They heard women inside Charlie’s house singing Red Hot Chili Peppers songs throughout the evening,” reports the site. We’re feeling nauseous just thinking about it.
Fitting with Charlie’s oft-praised professionalism, Men was apparently on hiatus this week, something which practically guarantees a crazy bender at this point. Jokes aside, one hopes this latest meltdown might finally force him back into treatment—his parents are reportedly at the hospital, and we doubt they’re just curious whether the ladies were singing “Californication.”
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