This Was Inevitable: Ozzy And Sharon Osbourne And Justin Bieber

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INT. SUPER BOWL AD EXEC MEETING

Super Bowl Exec #1: You know who’s big now? Justin Bieber. Physically tiny, but metaphorically big.

Super Bowl Exec #2: Bieber Fever Baby!

High fives

Super Bowl Exec #2: Remember who was big in 2002? Ozzy Osbourne.

Super Bowl Exec #1: Are you thinking what I’m thinking?

Super Bowl Exec #2: Yes, I love you.

Super Bowl Exec #1: Wha-No, what if Bieber and Osbourne starred together in a space themed Super Bowl commercial?

Super Bowl Exec #2: Yes! That was the second thing I was going to say!

Super Bowl Exec #1: Let’s do it!

Super Bowl Exec #2: (Starts unbuttoning shirt) It?

Super Bowl Exec #1: The commercial.

Super Bowl Exec #2: (Buttoning shirt) Oh, right. Of course. Yes. It.

FIN

The Sun