It turns out we weren’t the only people who learned about Charlie Sheen’s Vegas drama online; turns out, his coworkers did too! On Conan last night, Sheen’s Two and A Half Men co-star John Cryer opened up about Sheen and his long history of bad behavior. “It’s always a little weird because like the stuff you hear is just unbelievable. I mean like… I’m checking TMZ, as I do everyday, to know if I have to go to work at all,” Cryer laughed. It must be like waiting for a snow day as a kid, except now the snow is in Charlie Sheen’s nasal cavities and/or blanketing a cadre of prostitutes.
While CBS has expressed concern about Sheen before, Cryer just laughs it off. After hearing about Sheen’s car being stolen again this past summer, Jon jokes, “I said, ‘How you doin’ man” He said, ‘I’m doing OK, except that somebody stole my car and ran it off a cliff last night.’ Normally, you would not believe that from somebody… but from Charlie Sheen you believe that, because that happened to him. Twice!” Now we understand why Jenna Jameson warns porn stars about Sheen, telling them “Run! Run! Screaming!” You never know when the third time is the charm.