Diddy Sued For $1 Trillion For Causing 9/11

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We’ve all heard conspiracy nuts claiming 9/11 was an inside job; we had no idea it allegedly came from inside P. Diddy‘s living room. Accordingly to RadarOnline, Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks is suing P. Diddy for $1 trillion for causing 9/11. Wilson accused rapper Sean Combs, ex-girlfriend Kim Porter and victim of police brutality Rodney King for, among other things, demolishing the World Trade Center. According to Turks, “[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the WTC and then they all came and knocked my children down. Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. he put my baby in a wheelchair.” Yeah, it’s never a good sign when the most reasonable accusation in your lawsuit is that Puff Daddy organized the biggest terrorist attack in U.S. history.

Turks requested a restraining order against the Diddy Dirty Money star and seeks $900 billion dollars in child support for their alleged son Cornelius Wilson, as well as $100 billion for “loss of income.” While a judge refused to set up a temporary restraining order (WE WONDER WHY), a hearing date was set for Monday, January 31. So people can pretty much sue anyone for anything now, right? We’ll have to remember that the next time there’s a national tragedy…or we need $900 billion dollars.

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