Mariah Carey Announces She’s Having Matching Girl And Boy Divas

by Halle Kiefer

Better pre-order those pink and blue Louboutin baby stilettos now: Mariah Carey announced the sex of her twins. According to their press release to Life & Style, Carey will be birthing a fabulous little boy and girl with happy husband Nick Cannon, who revealed Mariah’s due date will be late April or early May. “Even before we announced it was twins, I was trying to keep everything gender-neutral because I didn’t want to impose an identity on them too soon,” Mariah gushed. “There were fan contests on Twitter about what gender they are and rumors about them being two boys or two girls – but nobody guessed this!” Given that we know their sex, can we start imposing an identify on them now? Like, Fiercest Fetuses Ever, or Infants Most Likely To Have Rhinestone-Encrusted Baby Toys?

Cannon confirms baby names have been picked out, but there isn’t an Apple in the bunch. “They won’t be crazy names like Carburetor or something. But they’re definitely unique,” the singer jokes. Let’s see, Michael Jackson already used Prince and Paris, Nic Cage used Superman’s birth name Kal-El…do we have any Hello Kitties yet? She already has that room all set up; they might as well!