Diddy Buys Son $400,000 Limousine For “Taking On A First Date”

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We don’t know about you, but when we made the honor roll, we got to go to Wendy’s. So we nearly barfed with envy after hearing that Diddy gave his son a $390,000 Maybach limousine for making the honor roll. “Justin has turned himself around and is now an honors student, which he wasn’t before, so I wanted to treat him,” the proud papa explained. The fact that they even make cars that expensive seems insane to us, but on top of that, Justin already has a Mercedes Maybach. That he got last year. For his 16th birthday. We got a ’96 Corolla when we turned 16, and we still rolled through the school parking lot like we owned the place.

Not that Diddy is worried about spoiling 17-year-old Justin. “But like all my kids, he prefers the simpler things than the expensive things. Simple tastes,” Diddy, who threw $1 million into the crowd at Rick Ross’s birthday last weekend, claimed. If by simple tastes he means Justin doesn’t fly a G6 to school, then technically he’s right. Justin’s love life probably needs no improvement, but just in case, Diddy has some suggestions for how to best use such an exorbitantly expensive vehicle. “It’s a collector’s car so maybe he will use it for special occasions like on a first date,” the rapper says. The second that kid turns 18, we’re available! Which will also be the second he gets his third Maybach.