Diana Ross is going to be 67 next month and we’ll say a lot of congratulatory things on how great she looks, how we love her blah blah blah. But right now, we’d just like to say: don’t do this to us, Diana. Raise your hand if you’re used to seeing Diana in huge hair, skintight gowns, and full make up?
While we don’t expect her to walk around like that all the time (kidding, we totally do), a little bit of foresight should kick in before she decides to head to, say, the supermarket. Think, Diana. Photographers might be there. Fans will recognize you? Don’t you want to put a bit of concealer under your eyes? In the future, please answer yes. You’re Diana Ross. Not some random lady who likes to eat Lays.
