Two things we love: Goats and acrobatic tendencies. Which means there are few things in life more sublime than photos of goats walking on tightropes, usually with a monkey riding their back.
Now you might think these goats are all involved in some sort of animal abuse, but allow me to make an argument pro-goat tightroping. Seriously, what do goats do in their spare time? Eat trash? Exactly. In my humble opinion, giving a monkey a piggy pack ride across a string ranks better than eating trash. (Please don’t breathe a word about goat abuse, because I fear my frail heart wouldn’t be able to take it.)
OK! So clear your mind, put a piece of trash in your mouth, and enjoy these pics!
BONUS! GOAT ON A BALANCE BEAM: