Charlie Sheen Tells Porn Stars The Party’s Over

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Charlie Sheen is totally serious about rehab, guys. TMZ has an alleged photo of Charlie watching the Super Bowl alone—alone!—in the same home theater he previously critiqued porn in during his last wild party. If the fact that he’s chilling in his own mansion wasn’t proof enough of his commitment to overcoming decades of drug abuse and sex addiction, Sheen’s porn star pals are getting farewell texts from the Two And A Half Men actor, including “Please lose the number, we are closed…please drive through…thank you” and “Right now we are on lockdown.” And by “right now,” he obviously means forever! Right?

While this could be proof of a new leaf, it could also be a sign that he needs to choose his friends (with benefits) more wisely. Hardly missing a beat after revaling Charlie’s “briefcase of cocaine” last week, porn star Kacey Jordan is reportedly in talks to star in a XXX re-enactment of the party that ended with Sheen rushed to the hospital with abdominal pains. Sure, Charlie talked about starting his own porn franchise, Charlie’s Devils, but he can’t have people stealing great ideas like that from under him. Do you think he’ll be able to say goodbye to these ladies for good—or even really wants to?

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