Khloe And Lamar Pimp Out Their Own Fragrance

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This news just made us facepalm. Not that we have anything against her, but Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom have a new fragrance. Correction, they’re pimping out a new unisex fragrance so you can drench yourself in the scent of their not-so-newlywed bliss. And fill their bank account with even more money so they can forge their togetherness by swimming in their collective millions.

Much like an M Night Shyamalan film, but less grizzly, it’s called Unbreakable by Khloe and Lamar, just in case you haven’t been branded by their love already. How can you not be? They’re turning their marriage into a reality show. You can’t run away from it. Khloe got onto her Celebuzz page (where you can see the whole advertisement) to reveal, “…We are absolutely thrilled with how it turned out!!! We’ve both been wearing it every day since its completion and I can’t stop smelling myself LOL. People literally stop me and ask what I’m wearing and the fact that I can say my own fragrance blows my mind!!!…”

Time for another facepalm. They’re launching right before Valentine’s Day. Oh no…here comes the barfing.

[Photo: Celebuzz]