You can try to make a baby if you want. That’s up to you. But just know that it’s possible that something like this might try to come out of you eventually.
This is newborn Eric Byron. He is 13 pounds AND 2 ounces. He used to be inside of a person, and then he — I’m guessing — unzipped his mother from the inside as if he were wearing a gorilla suit and then stepped out into the world. Jesus Christ. Look at his head. He’s like an upside down snowman.
Oh, I’m sorry, Eric. Is being enormous boring you?
Anyway, if you have kids or you’re a teacher, and you want to dissuade America’s youth from having unsafe sex, I have made this helpful poster you can display in your home or classroom.